Gypsy Piper Girl
I just know that my middle sisters must occasionally sit at their desks at work and wonder what their eldest sister does all day. Actually it probably sounds more like ‘ “what does that fruitcake do?” . Well let me tell you. I am self-employed so it varies. Currently I am house sitting. And it is very nice here. For example there is a coffee station. I tried having one of those in my tent once but it was too crowded. (jk) I even downloaded a pdf manual so I could operate the espresso machine! HA!
Today after my coffee I listed a Vintage Dehen Althletic Coat in Green Bay Packer Colors. And I put a pair of skull earrings I made on e-bay. Just cuz.
Skullz & Mermaids
On Etsy I listed a vintage pair of seal skin boots made in France. Apparently e-bay considers that ‘banned vintage’. I read so on another bloggers page and since I try to avoid having e-Bay yank my listings I tried Etsy instead.
As I was contemplating my next move I noticed that Baconfest 2012 needed servers for the VIP event. Free t-shirt and food tickets. FREE BACON!! I’m in. After talking with the organizer I realized I needed a white dress shirt to complete the ‘waitress’ look. Remember I am house sitting so that means I am living out of a suitcase. No fancy white dress shirt in there. Ironically I had two Bagpipe performances over the weekend but I wore a black dress shirt for those. Tartar sauce as my daughter used to say. So I jumped in my ole truck and went to my office. Office is a loose term I use for the space I rent in an old, very old, building that once was a vacuum cleaner factory. I have space inside that I store e-Bay merchandise, flea market items, and my enormous collection of tents! I love tents. Some chicks love shoes. I love tents. Luckily I had a spare white dress shirt there ! It’s not a band uniform shirt and I tried using it once when my white parade shirt was MIA but the Pipe Major gave me a dirty look. In my defense we were only playing at the local speedway for the school bus races. Fun but not formal.
Here I am at tonights Baconfest with the Bacon Queen! She who is the Queen of all that is bacon!! Who also happens to be a frequent travel partner for yours truly.
Girl is covered head to toe in bacon. Bacon hat, bacon belt (hermetically sealed), bacon bracelet…. I wouldn’t put it past her to have bacon undies. snicker
I mentioned that we travel together. Her first time in a tent was with me in El Paso Texas one December long ago. But that is a story for another day.
Yesterday I made extra cash working for an antique dealer. She had owned an antique store up in Northern Wisconsin and had odds and ends left. I helped her price them for a garage sale. It only took me three hours. She and her husband were thrilled. I had time to go home and make five more pairs of porcupine quill earrings> which is good because I sold four pairs at breakfast yesterday. I have a craft fair next Saturday so i better build up more inventory. I keep selling it. Good and bad at the same time.
Tuesdays I always have Bagpipe Band practice from 7pm until about 10pm. We play concerts, parades, special events, and compete. I skipped competing this past summer since I was up in Alaska. This Tuesday before band I dashed to a friend’s house and traded a fast computer fix for dinner. That’s right. I will work for food. heehee
Speaking of competition, did you know that pipe bands compete at Highland Games? Here is a snippet of video of the band I am in. This dates back to 2007? As always, I am the short female piper 🙂
On Mondays I work as a colorist at a salon. But I often take the show on the road. Yes, I am a traveling hairdresser. While I was in Alaska I did the bridal parties hair for this wedding. Ten heads of hair. Then a mad dash to throw n my dress, grab a Coke from the fridge, and race down the mountain to the airplane hangar for an Alaskan wedding. The Coke turned out to be an Indian Pale Ale. I drank it anyway.
The most interesting wedding I have attended and have done bridal hair for. The bride was flown in by her Bush Pilot father and the entire wedding party is barefoot.
I am also trained as a theater wardrobe technician both for pre-setting and quick changes., I will say that the oddest thing I had to do in that line of work was to be David Copperfield’s errand girl. That was a while ago but it involved dashing off to get anything and everything he needed for a period of 48 hours. He was using the managers apt in the old Vaudvillian theater to edit video for a future television performance. I have no idea when the man sleeps. One errand was to go to the hotel and pick up the professional that was doing the actual editing. They told me ‘ do not take him to the airport if he asks you.’ He did ask me. I felt bad. I have not done a show lately and will happily leave that for younger people who enjoy being stressed.
So e-Bay, etsy to sell my porcupine quill jewelry, house sitting, bagpiping, cosmetology, and odd jobs is how I support myself. Every day is different and I enjoy that. If I make enough to travel and see something cool or do something fun then I am happy.
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Bacon Queen took this picture of me. I had a really good idea. There was a snow storm in the Chihuahuan desert and I thought it would be fun to sled down a sand dune on this cardboard box. I was mistaken.